Everyone is asking about my plans for Christmas. This post is just to clear the air so I don't have to keep explaining the situation...
Christmas is fucking anticlimatic for me since I was around when Jesus was born. As a matter of (pure) fact, I had a little to "do" with the birth of Jesus. I know it's hard to take in all at once but it is true: I am Jesus's father. Take it how you want to, I honestly don't care. I'm going to keep going on with my life and growing my beard. If your interested in getting me gifts for this over-commercialized holiday celebrating the birth of my son, contact my ex-wife, Mary. She is in charge of all the shipping and receiving of my estate. I host a fairly big event at California Pizza Kitchen in Salinas and I would say you should all get tickets and come but they sold out last February. All that's left are VIP which include bottle service and a ride home but I'm sure those ticket prices exceed your budget.
As always, peace, love, hope, strength.
-Trayer
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