I excel, at EVERYTHING.
My mom told me that since I was like at least 10, so its not up for debate.
I have a kept beard, impeccable style, and above all, an unparalleled comprehension of post-modern cinema. That's right, I said POST-modern. I know most of you don't know what that is and you probably won't for another 10 to 20 years, but do yourself a favor and bookmark this page for future reference. You may think that I am full of shit, but lets just say that I know people and I know people who know me who also say that they "know people," so that makes me the person to know. Consider yourself lucky that you pay the $1.99 a week fee to read this blog.
While post-modern film is something that I have been personally developing for a number of years in relative secrecy, there are a few films I can say inspired me to do the work I am doing now. I know this whole concept is hard to follow, but if you can keep up, look at the list below.
Post-modern cinema inspirations:
1) Swingers
2) Jurassic Park 2
3) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
4) Gigli
5) Kazaam
You guys probably haven't heard of those, but they are basically the movie equivalents of One Tree Hill, so I'm sure you can see how they would be game changers.
Here's a picture of me working on the upcoming feature "Timecop 3." I shot the whole thing one a Canon RED Scarlet 1D so it should look pretty good.
Oh, and don't forget, I will be doing a live sound art performance this Friday outside of Saigon BBQ in Brisbane. I WILL have t-shirts available for purchase and I WILL be doing a signing after the performance, but please be patient while waiting in line and please do not complain if I do not get to you. I DONT have time for everybody and I DONT care. Its my sound art, my life, my choice!
As always, peace, excellence, and understanding,
Trayer
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